Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Brisbane Facing Critical Shortage Of Gone In 60 Seconds Blu-Rays As Premier Extends Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOCKDOWN IS HARD ENOUGH: Brisbane residents are today reporting that the city’s lockdown measures have
‘Just The High Interest Credit Card Thanks Mate’ Laughs Bloke Like It’s 2010
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has caused his mates to shake their heads, after a questionable financial
Greg Hunt Explains To PM That Prioritising Jab Roll-Out In Marginal Seats Might Be Last Straw
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Health Minister Greg Hunt has sat down with Prime Minister-In-Hiding Scott Morrison today to
Anti-Mask Barnaby Busted By The Cops Trying To Pull Down A 5G Tower Out The Back Of Glen Innes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the rest of the Federal cabinet has been looking to stay away from work over
Melbourne Toff Fails To Convince QLD That Their Premier Is A Hysterical Traitor Who Hates Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Toorak man who talks like a character from a Jane Austen novel has failed dismally
Government Advice For Stranded Aussies Overseas Updated To “Just Book A Business Class Ticket”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are thousands of Australians stuck overseas who complain about not being able to
Bondi Man Says Cops Will Literally Have To Shoot Him Before He Does Sit Ups In His Living Room
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people who live around one of the country’s great sewers have been
Loudest Cunts In Politics Going On Three Days Without A Media Appearance Or Public Statement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a haunting throwback to the time he took off to Hawaii in the middle of
Albo Urges PM To Release Everyone Arrested In Operation Ironside And Let Them Run Jab Roll-Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOGISTICS PROFESSIONALS: In one of his many press conferences you didn’t see this week because
Tradies Working On Big Union Job No Longer Essential Workers After Drop Of Rain Falls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of Australian workers has today revoked their coveted essential worker status, and headed home
Nation Wondering How We Fucked Up So Badly That These Nutjobs Are Feeling Self-Righteous
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of abhorrent public health messaging from an absent Prime Minister, the growing army
DAILY: Palaszczuk Cracks The Shits, Albo Doesn’t & Millenial Still Waiting On PS5 – July 1
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio