Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Discontinuation Of Apu’s Character Marks A Huge Win In The Fight Against Yellow Supremacy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After 15 seasons of making the world laugh the beloved animated family sitcom The Simpsons will
Usually Apathetic Pop Pipes Up After Hearing Cricketer Has Been Playing Silly Buggers Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After hearing the news on an iPad he for some reason owns, usually apathetic grandpa John
Dad Struggling To Accept Surge Of Movember Moustache Tourists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Less than a week in and local dad and humble moustache wearer Omer Demir (55) is
Christmas Now Close Enough To Write Off Visiting Nan Until Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With warmer weather and prematurely festive businesses reminding you you’re about to go broke spending
Nation At Weird Temperature Where Jeans And Thongs Are Unfortunately Acceptable
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Australian temperature gets to a pleasant level and our consciousness turns to “oi, it’
“Kids Have Ridiculous Names These Days,” Says Bruce
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a slow news week draws to the end, publishers everywhere scramble to engage their online
Local Punter Knows He’s Half-Cut After Actually Laughing At Sportsbet Ad
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Armchair commentator Angus Doorey (32) recently discovered he was a bit more sauced than he thought
Usain Bolt Discreetly Leaves Central Coast After A Scrap With Some Bikies At The Sunken Monkey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the Central Coast, it can be officially confirmed that the
Vape Smoker Treats Himself To An Analog Durrie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Korin Petersen is the type of young go-getter that grabs the bull’s horns with both
Boomer Who Supported Joining The US In 4 Pointless Wars Condemns Americanisation Of Halloween
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Albert Jensen has had just about enough of the Halloween rubbish this week. The 65-year-old retired
Nation’s Tradies Confirm This Sun’s Got A Bit Of Fucken Bite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the mercury rising upwards in some Australian capital cities today, it has been confirmed that
Google Forced To Pull Their Nerds Into Line After Protests
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The bosses at tech giant Google have been forced to sit all their nerds down today