Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Best Man Given Task Of Telling The Wedding DJ That He’s Not God
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A quaint if not overtly-religious wedding ceremony took a brief detour as best man Alex Poltorak
Young Nationals Member With Swastika Patch Urges Confused Farmers To Hear Him Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One member of the National Party has today tried to stem the current bleeding from some
Millennial Without Photo Of Departures Gate Accused Of Lying About Holiday
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The reputation of Wanderlust stricken traveller Casey Lee (24) is in tatters as the aspiring second-year
“I’m A Southpaw” Says City Worker After Second Session At Local Combat Gym
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pen-pusher has revealed his fighting style to The Betoota Advocate today. The account manager
Film Student At Great Gatsby Party Painfully Insists On Speaking Like 1920s Broadcaster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arthur Riesling irritated many at a Gatsby-themed party last night. The film student from Betoota’s
Seconds Feel Like Hours As Man Waits On Reply To Extremely Spicy Meme He Posted In Group Chat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Levi Ashton confirmed to us today that a few seconds earlier on were nearly the longest
Darryl Braithwaite Now Just Living Off Spring Carnival
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It can be confirmed today that the nostalgic and iconic singer Darryl Braithwaite no longer needs
Gen X Graphic Designer Renovates Terrace House Car Port For His Prized Saab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gillion Andersen has finally shaken his builder’s hand today and put the cherry on top
Bloke Riding Motorbike In Boardies Forces Everyone To Imagine Those Pins Full Of Gravel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local daredevil has made local motorists imagine a disgusting scenario today by deciding to ride
Glamorous Redhead In Main Street Of Ipswich Sick Of The Compliments For Her Pauline Costume
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Ipswich resident has had waves of praise wash over her today. However, rather than
Nation That Wanted Cricketers Publicly Hanged Months Ago Now Calls For A Pardon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Thanks to some strong words from ex-cricketers and review into the culture of Australian cricket, sentiment
Mate Really Sounding Like A Loser Boss During Phone Call With One Of His Younger Colleagues
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tony Jobs has been caught out by some friends this afternoon. The young engineer from Betoota