Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Wow! This Cunt Was Almost Our Prime Minister
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has shaken its head today, as it remembers that Mark Latham was almost elected
Substitute Teacher Gifts Ethnic Student Nickname For Life During Botched Roll Call
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Substitute teacher Mr Ticehurst became another failing of the education system this week, gifting year 9
Sunburnt Toowoomba Man Somehow Finds Himself At The Theatre After Big Day At The Track
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It is still yet to be confirmed how a borderline comatose young man has managed to
Anti-Horse Racing Activist Waits Until Coast Is Clear Before Making Move On Canapés In Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Georgia Ainsley finally found the right time to strike at the office spread a short time
Clag Truck Quietly Idles Out The Back Of Flemington Stables
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s the biggest day of the year for Australian racing, Melbourne Cup. The race that
Bloke Pre-Drinking Outside Flemington Dressed In Exact Same Shit He Wore To Court Last Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Like many others around the country, Dane Rathbone has frocked up in his best today. One
HR Forced To Step In After Numerous Complaints About The State Of Colleague’s Desktop
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a real case of the Mondays for some local Human Resources staff members
Suit Listening To Kendrick With The Windows Down Wants You To Know He’s A Thinker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Pedestrians in Betoota’s Old City District have been treated to the music of Compton rapper
Plain Clothes Cop Blows Cover By Asking Teenage Drug Dealer To ‘Add Him On MSN’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local teenagers were left in a state of confusion yesterday, after a seemingly ‘cool’ older man
Golf Cart Undermines Any Benefits Of Actually Playing Golf
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT ‘Proud gold wife’ mug recipient Lorna Davies (65) was happy to hear her husband was spending
ScoMo Still Yet To Be Called Out For Giving Himself A Nickname
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although Prime Minister of Australia and professional seat warmer Scott Morrison has been the nation’s
Married Cowboys Player Puts Phone On Flight Mode After Finding Himself At Quarterdeck Bar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A North Queensland Rugby League player has put his street-smarts on full display this evening. The