Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Report: Wollongong Responsible For 95% Of Nation’s Stringlets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study released by the CSIRO has confirmed that the city of Wollongong is, in
“Salted Caramel Is Our Signature” Says Every Fucking Ice Cream Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent study by Roy Morgan Australia has revealed that salted caramel flavour is the signature
Dad Validates The Existence Of Liquorice
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent survey by the CSIRO has confirmed that dads are the only people out there
Mate Who Went To Japan Once Qualified To Tell You What Real Wasabi Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of Japan are in high spirits today as it has been confirmed any questions about
Private School Graduate Begins First Of Four Gap Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In Betoota Grove, Year 12 graduate Simone Fletcher (18) told The Advocate that she is very
Nation Finally Learns Name Of The NSW Labor Leader
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country has finally figured out the name of the former NSW Labor Leader this afternoon.
PT Fake Laughs Through Complaints Coming From Group Training Class
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Personal Trainer Sebastian Grover has heard it all when it comes to clients complaining about exercise.
“Crikey! That Tastes Bloody Grouse” Says PM While Smashing Protein Shake During Smoko In Rocky
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has moved to quash any doubts still cast over his ‘blokiness’ today. Scott
Local Dad Eats Entire Apple Core As If It’s Wartime
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What started as a normal day about the town now has a slight air of the
Sharp Uptick In Activewear On Campus A Strong Indication It’s Exam Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Thanks to the strong and increased presence of activewear at the University Of Betoota this month,
Vegan Disappointed To Have Not Received Unwanted Opinion About Her Lifestyle Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local vegan Harmony Sassafras (30) was left feeling somewhat short-changed after receiving zero unwanted opinions about
Unemployed Mate Invites Charity Door Knockers Inside For A Billy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Productivity was at an all-time low for local unemployed man Henry Stewart (20) who at approximately