Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Perth Has Got It’s Own Thing Going On, Says Perth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Perth is a really unique city and isn’t like all the other city’s on
Stingy Father Of The Bride Really Pushing For A Church Venue
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Two families have sat down today to discuss the financials of their respective children’s upcoming
Girl Feeling Cheated After Jury Duty Turns Out To Be For Some Lame White-Collar Shit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Kate Swan may be the only person ever to get excited about being called up for
Queen Street Cowboy Orders Rain Gauge Online After Getting A Couple Mills On Apartment Balcony
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Feeling isolated from the small rural property he has spent a few months in total on
Pro Footy Player Heroically Cuts Bali Trip Short To Join Pre Season Training A Week Early
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An ‘older’ elite athlete has been heaped with praise today, after deciding to return to pre-season
Newcastle Hipster Has Been Apparently Moving To Sydney For About Three Years Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Alicia Hartcher has assured The Betoota Advocate today that she is definitely still moving to Sydney.
Office Intellect Leaves Book On Desk In Hopes Of You Noticing It
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Ned Oakburn has today picked up his copy of George Orwell’s 1984 and sat it
Regional Man Particularly Concerned About Things That Don’t Seem To Really Affect Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It can be confirmed today that Aayden Taylor’s blood is running hot. The 22-year-old from
Local Woman Immediately Regrets Saying Hello To Chirpy Senior Citizen While On Public Transport
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Claire Harris has found herself wishing she kept her mouth shut this morning after a conversation
Grown Man With New Laser Pointer Has Weekend Plans Sorted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Grown man Curtis Dyson (33) officially has his weekend plans sorted after purchasing a new laser
Suit Thrown Into Existential Crisis After Being Asked To Tick ‘I’m Not A Robot’ Captcha Box
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local city worker has been thrown into a state of confusion and self-doubt this afternoon.
Scott Morrison Rolls Out New Sleeve Tatt In Effort To Combat Poor Polling Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT in the wake of the latest poor polling numbers, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has rolled into