Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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“What NRL Team Does George Pell Play For? Asks Wife Who’s Been A Bit Distracted By MAFS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finally breaking free from her trash-TV induced catatonic state late last night, local woman Angela
Piss-Cutting Legend Taps Phone Camera With Cold Beer In Heartbreakingly Lonely Instagram Story
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights fridgie Sammo Black (25) has today shown all of his Instagram followers just how
AFL Offices In Melbourne Breaks The Official World Record For Largest Ever Rug
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several officials from the Guinness World Records have arrived in Melbourne today to inspect what many
Penrith Panthers Release Official Statement Regarding Tyrone May: “For Fuck’s Sake”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Walkley-award-winning rugby league oracle Danny Weidler has today announced he’s actually starting to feel bad
NSW Opposition Leader Begins Election Campaign By Wearing A Name Tag
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With twenty days until the New South Wales state election, voters who aren’t interested in
“Fuck It, Everyone Put On Your Boots. Round One Starts This Weekend.”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL continues to descended into pure and utter chaos, CEO Todd Greenberg has made
Uncle Tony X Suggests Sending Army Into Catholic Churches And Putting Priests On Basic Cards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent Northern Beaches elder and Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Uncle Tony X has today come
PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically
Gus Asks Todd Greenberg To Show Him How To Delete These Videos From The Internet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has asked the CEO of the NRL for a bit of a hand
Nightwatchman Leads Liberals In Rendition Of ‘I Wish That All The Ladies’ At Party Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Nightwatchman has lifted spirits in the Liberal Party room today with a spirited rendition of
Irish Lollipop Lady Has Every Word Of Khe Sanh Memorised After 1 Week On A Triple M Worksite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Irish national, Niamh Beochaoineadh (22) says she really can’t imagine any other scenario in
‘Where Did The Weekend Go’ Asks Woman Who Was Cooking Pasta At 3 AM On Saturday Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young local woman from Betoota’s French Quarter is doing a bit of soul searching