Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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“I’m Getting A Bit Too Old For The Mardi Gras” Says Middle Aged Gay Man Who Is Also A Liar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local homosexual Nathan Pascoe (48) says that even though he flew down to Darlinghurst for a
Australia’s Place In The World Reconfirmed After Video Of Snake Eating Something Goes Viral Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent
Weirdo NRL Player Prefers To Make Love Without Any Mates In The Room
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young man has shocked the Rugby League fraternity today. Brayden Smythe did so after announcing
NSW Undercover Cop Uneasy About Swapping Cargo Shorts For Crotchless Chaps Ahead Of Mardi Gras
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As the LGBTQI community rush to put the finishing touches on their floats and costumes, one
Straight Edge Friend Rewarded For Chaufféuring Stoned Friends To Drive-Thru
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Straight edge uni student Orin Crouch (19) has been rewarded from abstaining from drugs and alcohol
“I Don’t Know If A Mardi Gras Visit Would Be A Good Idea” Media Advisor Tells Morrison
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Media advisor to Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made a harsh call today and has informed
Photos Of Local Bachelor’s New Tinnie Almost Rivalling Baby Spam In Social Media Feed
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Wayne Lindfield, a local FIFO worker, who is also single, treated himself last payday by purchasing
Bill Shorten Asks His PR Team If He Can Go Outside For A Little While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Opposition Leader, and nation’s number one Big Bang Theory fan Bill Shorten has today
“It’s Time To Let One In Boys” Says Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Home Affairs Minister has made the call today. After a horror few months, and with
Sydney Real Estate Agent Comes Face To Face With Market Crash As Applicant Rocks Up In T-Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With both the Sydney property and rental market dip to what some economists describe as a
Turnbull Sends Thank You Card To The Roosters For Helping Him Refine His Hospital Pass Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After successfully evading the wrath of two Royal Commissions, the mass resignations of female Liberal MPs
Katter Not Going Near It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite relentless requests from the Australian media to give a fucked up quote about what is