Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Liberal Party Praises Fossil Fuel Industry For Tasteful New Paint Job On Solomon Islands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High-ranking cabinet ministers from within the Australian Liberal Party have today praised the fossil fuel industry
Nightwatchman Asks Michaelia Cash If She Could Organise A Cake For International Women’s Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact There was a certain dread in the air at Parliament House today after the majority of
‘Ah It All Makes Sense’ Says Long Suffering Wallabies Fan After Match Fixing Allegations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of the few remaining Wallabies fan’s in the country has explained to The Advocate
Inner-City Leftie Hopes Tragic Redevelopment Of Nearby Public Housing Has A Good Cafe At Least
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local inner-city leftie Gen Eckse (49) says the dispossession and forced removal of generations of low-income
Local Woman Suspiciously Glances At Her Husband Of Forty Years While Watching Dirty John
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman Beth Hannay (63) has momentarily entertained the thought that her dream husband of four
John Howard Provides Character Reference For Michael Jackson Even After Watching The Doco
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the second time in just over a week, Former Prime Minister John Howard has decided
“Can We Electrify This Fence?” The Nightwatchman Asks Christmas Island Hospital Staff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition government are under fire today after it was revealed that the Prime Minister spent
3rd Grade Veteran Basically Just Asking Physio To Mummify Him Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The leading economic drain on the Betoota Mutts has confirmed this week that he is now
Lebanese Barber Swears To God Mate You Shoulda Seen The Tatts On The Bloke We Just Had In Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent Betoota hairdresser and male grooming expert, Elie Corrie (57) says you wouldn’t believe the
Apprentice Whose Phone Has Been Cut-Off For Unpaid Bills Puts 20 Inch Rims On His Work Van
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Apprentice chippy Luke Swainy (19) has today provided the older blokes on site with a rare
Gladys Berejiklian Urges The Media To Only Refer To Kings Cross As ‘Cowards Cross’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales government has backed calls for the once iconic nightlife strip Kings Cross
NRL To Enforce Mandatory Nokia 3310 Policy For All Players
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT All NRL players will be forced to hand over any smartphone, tablets or gopros that they