Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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University Lecturer Loses Train Of Thought After Finally Landing A Joke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A lecturer at the Betoota University in the town’s Old City District has been caught
Worksite Traffic Controller Running A Bit Slow Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Commuters heading to work in Betoota’s Old City district this morning reported seeing the world’
“I’ve Got Me Cables If You Need A Jump Start?” Says Egg Boy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The new national hero that is Egg Boy has made more headlines this afternoon, after pulling
Egg Boy Pops Over To Watch The Sunday Arvo Footy With His Elderly Neighbour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s newest hero has continued being an all round good bloke this afternoon by
Local Patriot Who Worships Ned Kelly And Chopper Disgusted By Egg Boy’s Civil Disobedience
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local far-right activist whose main interest outside sharing Neo-Nazi memes is his fetishising of Australian
“Kiss Me I’m Irish!” Says Man From Inverell
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Amongst the civil unrest in the southern state of New South Boomerstan, a man born and
Bloke Named Trent Claims He Knows How To Get Out Of Jury Duty
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local chef with a questionable reputation is this evening assuring his mate’s girlfriend that
CMC: Concrete Cowboys Leave Nothing But Scorched Earth In Brisbane’s Ringers Western Outlets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Ringers Western Outlets across Brisbane and the South East Corner are today shutting up shop early.
Local Woman Wishes Boyfriend Would Look At Her Like He Does At Café Menu With Hash Browns On It
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sitting at a trendy French quarter cafe, Leslie Antwerp has found herself questioning her boyfriend’s
Scientists Uncover First Ever Woman To Be Happy With How She Looks In Passport Photo
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Scientists at the CSIRO Betoota Site revealed today that they have uncovered something that could be
Grey Smudge Left As Last Defiant Final Act Of Local Moth’s Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A single solider squad has concluded a 12 second kitchen-manhunt for a rogue moth that ultimately
Ewww: Bride’s Cousin Catches The Garter
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A function space full of wedding guests let out a collective shudder last night as cousin