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Local Serial Killer Certain He’s Handsome Enough To Be Worthy Of A Podcast

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Known for terrorising a suburban neighbourhood over a six-year period and looking dapper while doing it,

Politics

Hunky Student Climate Activist Comes Home From Strike Looking Sleepy And Smelling Of Impulse

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT A young man passionate about climate change has just arrived home from a big day of

Sports

Wallabies Bring Back Baggy Cotton Jerseys In Desperate Effort To Recreate 1990s Winning Culture

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Rugby Australia (RA) has today announced a drastic new measure that it hopes will win the

The Nation

Indigenous Woman Facing Jail For Unpaid Fines Applies For Priesthood

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a bold attempt at receiving a more lenient sentence, a young Indigenous woman without favour

The Nation

Nation Forced Into Most Productive Morning Of Work Since Early 2010

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The country’s workforce has been coerced into being incredibly productive this morning, as most of

Sports

Anti-Vaxxer Movement Moves Quickly To Distance Itself From The NRL

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The controversial lobby group for ‘awakened’ and ‘transparent’ dissidents of the nation’s gestapo-like vaccination programs

The Nation

Byron Couple Sadly Unable To Vote Greens After New Market Stall Bumps Them Up A Tax Bracket

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After several trials and errors with business start ups over the last few years, Byron locals

Politics

Terrified Cabbie Clocked at 180KM After Seeing Mark Latham In The Taxi Rank

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local taxi driver has risked a considerable fine and potential jail time today, after flying

The Nation

Local Vegan Completely Unaware Her Domestic Companion Is Now On A Six-Possum Kill Streak

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since she was traumatised during a primary school excursion to the Darling Downs, local West

The Nation

Report: 90% Of Italian Chicks Named Bianca

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New statistics released by ICAC (Italians Catholics Against Confrontation) has found that Australia’s Southern European

The Nation

“Gorn Then” Uncle Tony Tells Latham

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony has reportedly ‘run-up’ of his

The Nation

“So A Lot [My 7.5k Followers Who Are Mostly Tradies And Teenage Boys] Have Been Asking Me…”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local influencer Kylie Kidman (24) has today let her heavily invested followers in a little secret.