NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Nation Quietly Wondering When Leader Of The Country Might Say Or Do Something About These Fires
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is today quietly wondering when it’s leader might do or say
Man In Mid 20’s Greeted By Adulthood With Mystery Knee Pain
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man John Kerr had been enjoying a casual afternoon stroll around his neighbourhood when he
Woman Recycling Multiple Phones In Office Bin Assures Colleagues She’s Not A Drug Dealer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young office woman named Jess Hudson has had to do a bit of explaining today.
Selleys To Release New XR Adhesive
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT To cater to the growing number of Extinction Rebellion (XR) activists sticking themselves to stuff, Selleys
“I’m All Good But Thanks Bro” Jesus Tells Kanye
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Jesus Christ has today announced that he is distancing himself from self-proclaimed creative genius Kanye West
NRL Player Enjoys Quiet Relaxing Well-Behaved Holiday In Bali And Returns Home Rested Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local rugby league player has shocked the Eastern Seaboard of Australia today by returning to
ScoMo To Visit Port Macquarie As Soon As He Hears Full Time Whistle At State Futsal Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved to assure the people of NSW that he’ll be
Plan To Make Maths Compulsory In Years 11 And 12 Is Bullshit Say 107% Of Students
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A government plan to make Mathematics compulsory for Year 11 and 12 students has been slammed
Local Wallabies Fan Panics After Mum Asks What His Favourite Landmark In Japan Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For four-weeks a Betoota Dolphin’s prop had been following the Wallabies around Japan for the
Friend’s Workmate One Of Those Creeps Who Reckons He’s On With The Bartender
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact When Mitch Mertalis asked the boys if he could bring his work mate, Pat, to the
Local Concreter Praised For Decorative New Surface Finish
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local concreter is been hailed as a creative genius across the country today. The torrent
Climate Change Denying Former PM Feeling Underappreciated By Nation Ravaged By Climate Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Climate Change denying and rock-spider apologist Prime Minister Tony Abbott has this week lashed out