Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Distraught Prime Minister Wondering If Anyone Will Ask Him How Hawaii Was
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As bushfires continue to take the lives and homes of people across the nation, the ash-
Christmas Holidays Forces Entire Neighbourhood To Listen To A Three Hour Rendition Of Hot Cross Buns
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A northern suburban neighbourhood is today copping an earful thanks to the public school system. In
Bloke Sporting Jeans On Long Distance Flight Obviously Hasn’t Thought Things Through
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Travellers were left feeling quite amused today, as a bloke was seen boarding an international flight
Level 3 Water Restrictions To Force Entire Households To Shower Together
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As dam levels continue to fall, the nation’s residents are about to experience tough new
Caravan Park Unveils Toilet Paper So Thin You Can’t Even See It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A critical part of the Aussie caravan park experience is about to get a whole lot
Level 3 Water Restrictions To Include “If it’s Yellow Let It Mellow” Rule
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As residents around the come to terms with Level 2 Water Restrictions, authorities have warned that
Firefighters To Be Supplied With Green and Red Water Dye To Improve Morale Over Christmas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As exhausted firefighters face the prospect of little to no family time over Christmas, Prime Minister
Local Woman Considers Faking Pregnancy To Get Out Of Drinking During Silly Season
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For Dina Galley (29) silly season has been in full swing since the October long weekend,
God Not Sure How Many More Signs He Can Send To Prompt Climate Change Action
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, the supreme being, creator deity and principal object of
Guest Who Brought Terrible Beer To Friend’s BBQ Seen Drinking Everything But It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local sack of shit has just been caught out by his friends, after turning up
Dad Automatically Suspicious After Daughter’s Boyfriend Turns Up With Pre-Mixed Drinks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The hair on the back of a local dad’s neck has been raised today, after
Palaszczuk Introduces ‘The Purge’ In Latest Bid To Curb Alcohol-Related Violence In The Valley
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Palaszczuk has been left scratching her head after it was reported that alcohol-related violence still