Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Presumptuous Woman Gets Manicure Before Going On Highly Instagrammable Holiday With Boyfriend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As if pre-holiday organising wasn’t already stressful enough, Rochelle Lucas took things into overdrive
Local Budget Conscious Woman Uses Cash Instead Of Card As It ‘Doesn’t Count’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Financially challenged local woman, Anna Gibbs, has realised it’s time to curb her over spending
Recent Home Leaver Not Feeling So Cocky After First Run In With Fitted Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Recent home leaver, Brendon Smith, has just moved into his first ever sharehouse – a ten bedroom
Woman Having Another FaceTime Conversation with the Top Left Corner Of Parents’ Head
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A local woman has endured yet another poorly-framed FaceTime conversation with the top left
Report: This Shit Smells Pretty good
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report carried out by Australia’s leading scent analysers has found that Jasmine is
Report: Dad Is Going On About Diane Keaton Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact BREAKING: a local father of three has launched into yet another monologue about Diane Keaton being
Life Guard At Southbank Beach Trips Running Toddler Just To Create Excitement For Self
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact An over qualified and bored shitless lifeguard at Brisbane’s main tourist attraction has taken matters
Local Improv Coach Declared Supreme Decider On What Is and Isn’t Offensive
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A big honor has been bestowed upon Melbourne native Chris Connors – he has officially been
Local Woman Who Doesn’t Need Your Approval Would Very Much Like To Have It Please
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT One Adelaide resident doesn’t need your approval…. But she does want it. Desperately. Andrea
Hipster Red-Faced After Uncle Unironically Wears the Same Outfit to BBQ
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A family barbecue ended in embarrassment for local hipster Edwardino on Sunday, when distinctly un-hip
Hipster Sells Out After Replacing Remington Imperial Typewriter With IBM Selectric
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local hipster Archimedes (no last name) has made the difficult decision to retire his Remington Imperial
Smart Friend Asks You If You’ve Seen Latest Colbert Video
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Max Dabton was just minding his own business when his mate, Henry Wanksać, did the intellectual