Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Report: Most 2022 Resolutions Just To Not Get Sick From This Virus Our Government Has Lost Control Of
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As those of us who are still employed wrap up work for another year, the public
Indulgent Local Hedonist Orders Gatorade And Panadol Delivered To His Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When it comes to sorting out new years plans, if you don’t have a house
Uncle With 7 Fingers Still Wants To Buy Fireworks
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Despite several memorable mishaps in the past which are tactfully not mentioned at family barbecues, Uncle
Pregnant Lady Sick Of Being Asked About Weird Cravings, But Does Anyone Have Any Musk Sticks?
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact There are few things someone who knows nothing about pregnancy can get away with asking before
Attempts To Gracefully Turn Down A Second Date Sent To Group Chat For Careful Editing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT On the quest for love, sometimes you get your heartbroken and sometimes you’re the heart
Man Quickly Deletes All Dating Apps After Aunt Says She Knows A Girl Who Might Be Good For Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Whoever said romance is dead? With dating apps now the prefered method of finding people who
Adult Man Seriously Concerned About Quality Of A 3rd Spiderman Film
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While many Australians in their early thirties are having a serious think about starting a family
Independent Study Finds Nu-Metal Still Goes Fuckin Hard After 8 Beers
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT According to the undeniable findings of a new independent study, researchers have concluded that Nu-Metal
Coastal Nightclub Bouncer Acting Like He Doesn’t Know Your Mum
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the weather warms up and tourists start blowing in, coastal towns across Australia prepare for
Local Hipster Returns to Hometown School Uniform Shop to Buy Some New Shoes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Triple J listener has capitalised on a visit to his hometown, stopping
Nanna Removes Grandchild From Will After Returning Jug To Fridge Without Filling It Past Filter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT If there’s one thing that’s certain about getting older, it’s usually that you
Brisbane Bloke Who Pronounces The ’S’ In Queensland Must Think He’s Pretty Fucking Fancy?
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT A local Queenslander has recently revealed that he thinks he’s top shit by using the