Local Man Pushing 30 Still Not Sure How The Second Cousin Once Removed Bullshit Works
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man from Betoota’s flight path district has made it a decent way into his
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Report: Every Gen X Politician Secretly Regretting At Least One Costume Right Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet continues to feel the heat for wearing a nazi costume at
Young Libs Reminded To Only Wear Racist Costumes That HIDE Identity
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With NSW premier Dominic Perrottet under scrutiny for dressing as a Nazi at his 21st birthday,
Nation’s Seniour Chinese Men Accuse Skaters Of Plagiarising Their T Shirt And Suit Pants Combo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The skater community is currently under fire, after allegations of theft were levelled at them today.
Veteran Window Cleaner Just An Absolute Treat To Watch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Pedestrians in the Betoota CBD today were gifted an absolute treat today as veteran window cleaner
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet
“No Soup For You” Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image.
Wallabies Now Dreaming Of Inspiring Victory Over European Giants Portugal At Upcoming World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans have received a significant shot in the arm today, with news that there’s
Oh Shit: Unruly Teenagers Have Crazy Idea To Eat Somewhere With Table Service
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The sight of young people enjoying a long day in a spirit breaking shopping precinct can
Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The gut-punch of current grocery prices is stinging a bit less for Betootan Pepita Mann
Doctors Unable To Revive Cold Chips
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota family is dealing with the rarest of losses today as they had to say
Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like a milky King Midas being punished for his own greed, local Betootan Ravi Coulson (30)
“Anyone Else Wanna Have A Crack?” Asks Pokies Sector After Months Of Research Digs Up Nazi Costume
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The message is now clear to both sides of Australian politics, steer clear of regulating the