Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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New Mum Who Carried Baby For 9 Months Settles On ‘Fergus’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The word is out amongst millenials and having kids is officially cool, provided you give them
Recently Dumped Bloke Fails To Heal Crippling Heartbreak With New Found NFL Fandom
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is looking to mend a broken heart this week as he
IT Guy At Work Begins Two Week Mourning Period Following Discontinuation Of Lift
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a black veil continues to hang heavy over the head of monarchists, others are dealing
Business Council Proposes Students Should Get Extra 2 Years To Stay And Work All The Shit Jobs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The recent Jobs and Skills Summit has blessed Australia’s International students with a great outcome,
Farm Worker Gets Paid In Cash After Landing Lucrative Agricultural Job At Cash Farm
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australian farmers offering to pay workers in accommodation and produce, one farm seems to have
Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Betoota Heights Kiwi has today informed the nation’s Wallabies fans that last night
Teenager Out The Front Of Servo On 9th Spit Of The Minute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In Betoota Ponds, a local teenager might have a lot more behind him than Betoota Ponds
Leathery Roofer Informs OH&S Inspector The Only Safety Device Ya Need Is A Pair Of Volleys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local geriatric from Betoota Heights has today taught a young ‘pen pusher’ an interesting lesson.
Media Vultures Furious Harry And William Didn’t Break Into Fistfight Behind Grandma’s Coffin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a shocking development from the United Kingdom this morning, a pair of brothers mourning their
Bad Boy Harvey Norman Salesman Eyeing Up New Gig At JB HI-FI After Getting Hectic Forearm Tattoo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A rebellious TV sales specialist is believed to be updating his resume this week,
Leonardo DiCaprio Mixes Things Up And Goes For A Cougar
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Famous actor Leonardo DiCaprio has set gossip columnists’ tongues wagging today, after reportedly shacking up with
“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an