Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Half Hearted Plans To Work On The Summer Rig Shelved Following Third La Nina Declaration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man is breathing a sigh of relief today. Following another hedonistic weekend of consuming
Sydney Roosters Fan Seamlessly Transforms Into A Diehard Bloods Supporter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sydney man has today undergone a transformation so impressive, that it would have even
Report: Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to the entire state of NSW, a recently published
Victorians Brag About Getting 4-Day Public Holiday Not Even A Year After Their 260-Day Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Victoria is feeling even more smug than usual this week, after residents of the state have
2023 NRL Season To Just Be Chooks v Bunnies On Repeat
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The nation’s rugby league commentators have spoken, and That. Was. Finals. Footy. After going head-to-head
Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this
Panther’s Fan Not Nervous About Anything, Fuck You
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT NRL finals footy kicks off tomorrow night, meaning half of the nation’s footy fans are
Pocock Agrees To Climate Change Bill In Return For Inquiry Into Waratah Bias In Wallaby System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact New Independent Senator David Pocock is really making his presence felt in Canberra today. The new
Experienced Thai Masseuse Learns A Few New Moves After Watching The Melbourne Storm
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After 22 years of practising the art of ‘Nuat phaen boran’, local Thai Massage
“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local father of three has today spoken to The Advocate about some of the things
Nation’s iPads Copping An Absolute Battering Today As Child Care Sector Goes On Strike
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Family iPads and parental iPhones across the country are running at full steam today, it can
Colleague That Arrived Home From Europe Without A Ring A Little Edgy This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A city office is on high alert this week, as workers attempt to avoid