Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Shock As Local Council Promises To Do Something And Then Goes And Does It
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Greater Diamantina Rivers Shire Council has today changed the way Australians think, feel and talk
Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s keytar strummers are reportedly migrating to major cities this week, as metropolitan
Tarocash Support Race Day Sustainability By Installing Return & Earn For Single Use Plastics
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The nation’s most flammable suit retailer is being applauded this week, for kickstarting
Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series
Nation Rushes To The Pub As Starter’s Gun Fires On 2022 Silly Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact And we are off and racing. That’s right, the starter’s gun has officially been
Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The World Bank, the US Federal Reserve and pretty much everyone else is about 95% sure
James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The James Webb Space Telescope has made a startling discovery. It has revealed the presence of
Sydney Man Dreams Of Which Glorious 3 Bedder He Could Buy If He Wins The $160 Million Powerball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from our nation’s festering sore of Sydney has today opened up about some
Local Bloke Says His Rig Is Also Experiencing High Inflation Levels Thanks To This Damn Recession
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has today revealed to The Advocate just how far and wide this financial
Wife Genuinely Considering Applying For The Block After Re-Painting Guest Bedroom Over Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights woman is today considering a huge challenge, after a big weekend of DIY.
“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of
Hordes Of Incels Who’ve Never Watched A Quarter Of Netball Suddenly Concerned For Game’s Future
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The game of netball has this week received support from an army of fans it never