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Reckless Local Man Begins Pondering Whether Or Not He Should Spend His Only Spare Silly Season Friday At The Pub

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter man has today found himself in a heated argument with the devil on

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Oztag Loss Compounded By The Fact Opposition Has A Silly Team Name

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A round of post Oztag beers are failing to hit the sweet spot tonight

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“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math. The impromptu crash course

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Albo Labels China Visit A Roaring Success After Trading Wests Tigers For The Guangzhou Rams 

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has capped off a successful trip to China this week

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Communications Ombudsman Tells Optus To Just Hand Over Their Mobile Coverage To SBS

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of communications related disputes have finally commented on the Optus debacle. Prone

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“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has finally learnt that she probably won’t be getting any telephone reception

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Nation Orders Glenn Maxwell To Fall Off A Golf Buggy Before Every World Cup Game

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The cricketing nation of Australia has today put in a polite request to the Biggest Show

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Breaking: Mate’s Melbourne Cup Tip Just Crossed The Finish Line

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the city of Melbourne, your mate’s tip has finally crossed

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Man Eating A Meat Pie At Flemington Getting Full Paddock To Plate Experience

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Melbourne man is today revelling in a gourmet experience. Although gourmet is not a

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Bank That Was ‘Just Passing On Interest Rate Hikes’ Somehow Makes $7.4 Billion Profit

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s banking cartel has today revealed some interesting news. Westpac, one quarter

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Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brunswick woman has today made sure to let all of the people in her echo-

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‘This Is Such A Good Film’ Says Bloke Putting On 3 Hr Movie Where Men Just Shout At Each Other A Lot

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor Betoota Heights woman has this week come to the conclusion that a lot of