Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Inner-City Leftie On Stop Adani Convoy Criticises Cheese Selections At Clermont Supermarket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An inner-city boomer on Bob Brown’s Stop Adani Convoy has lashed out
Border Force Computer Meltdown Prepares Tourists For Nation’s Public Transport Experience
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The head of local paramilitary group, Australian Border Force, has told reporters this morning
Public Servant Forgets To Call In Sick And Arrives At Work To Find Office Empty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local government worker has arrived at work this morning to find the place
ABC Saddened To Learn Government Won’t Let Them Report On NBN Bin Fire This Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just prior to the 2013 election, the ‘tech’ tab that sat atop the ABC
Local Cat Might As Well Not Have A Tongue After Owner Insists On Bathing It Repeatedly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, a local cat who often frequents our newsroom’
Melbourne-Based Human Rolls Eyes As NRL Celebrates 40 000 People Turning Up To Watch A Match
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A human of Melbourne told friends this weekend past that ‘his town doesn’t
Town Welcomes New Place For Local Arseholes To Buy A Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our bustling inland metropolis has welcomed her first BMW dealership today after the German
CSIRO Discover Perfect Man Who’s Never Done Anything Wrong
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scientists from the nation’s biggest money pit have revealed this morning that they’
“Israel Folau Is A Weirdo!” Says Man Who’s Making A Point Of Not Eating Red Meat Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pious city worker shook his head in disgust last week as the nation’
Government Employee Bullied By Coworkers For Not Taking The Full 10-Days Over Easter
INGRID DOULTON | Local News | Contact Local and state government workers in Betoota are preparing to down tools this afternoon until
Labor Opting For The Matt Dunning Drop Goal Campaign Strategy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bill Shorten’s election campaign was derailed earlier this week after the jarheaded Victorian
Depressing Gluten-Free Hot Cross Buns Accurately Depicts How Local Man Feels On The Inside
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Baby Boomer with a penchant for baked goods has sighed long and