Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Local Undercover Festival Cop Carries A Strap Just In Case He Needs To Shoot Somebody
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Probationary Constable Darcy Buxland told our reporters he spent most of Friday afternoon cleaning his service
Nationals Face Wipe-Out After Report Surfaces That Reveals None Of Them Can Drive A Manual
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The National Party is in lockdown this morning after an internal report was leaked to the
Friends Of Local Man Content With Relaxing On A Friday Night Begin Looking For Ulterior Motive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Where is Jonesy?” said the most toxic of the bunch. “Yeah!” said another. “Oi! Somebody get
Joh Hockey Explores Which Private Sector Jobs He’s Entitled To Upon His Return
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s departing Ambassador to the United States has reportedly scrolled through his rolodex in
Government-Funded Research Reveals Coal Is The Future And Entire Planet Is Wrong
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A CSIRO research paper paid in full by the Commonwealth has discovered some key facts about
Nightwatchman: “Fuck”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister of Australia said ‘fuck’ this afternoon as the Coalition’s most senior and
Long-Forgotten Minor Celebrity Stays In Zietgiest With Insightful Tweet About Donald Trump
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tom, from season three of My Kitchen Rules, has made a triumphant return to the national
YoPros Who Posed With ‘Sold’ Sign 6 Months Ago Still Insist They Bought At The Right Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Like the captain of the Titanic, and unlike the captain of the Costa Concordia, two Betoota
Man Reads Label On $4 Bottle Of Brain Varnish Like It’s Going To Influence Decision To Buy It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Like the flash on Agent J’s neuralyzer, a local man perused the selections at his
Labor Folds And Announces Boomers Can Trade Franking Credits For Pieces Of Bleached Coral
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact Federal Labor has proven once again that they’re simply the diet version of the Coalition
Lean Cuisines Attempt To Charm Local Bigfella Away From The Chicken Kievs And Party Pies
COLIN STEIN | Frozen Goods| Contact A Betoota Heights big chief has spoken of how a TV dinner tried to lure
Farmer Wants A Wife Producers ‘Struggling’ To Find Someone Prepared To Marry Cotton Grower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The producers of Farmer Wants A Wife have admitted they’ve had a hard time trying