Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Mark Latham Says He’s Holding Off On His Inevitable Defection Until Pauline Feels Better
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The leader of One Nation in New South Wales wore his heart on his
Local Boomer Races Back Into Burning Home To Save The Franking Credits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pushing his way through firefighters late last night, a local Baby Boomer threw caution
The Nightwatchman Burns All Evidence That Suggests His Party Exists In Victoria
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has watched his team burn all the documents, photos
Malcolm Roberts Drives Around Canberra All Afternoon Looking For The Al Jazeeran Embassy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Queensland’s One Nation Senate candidates has spent the afternoon driving around
Cop Fresh Out Of The Academy Enjoys Honeymoon Period Before He Becomes Corrupt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s newest arrivals is currently enjoying his honeymoon period before
Local Racist Experiences Karma
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pauline Hanson, the defacto leader of fringe paramilitary group, One Nation, has finally experienced
George R.R. Martin Pulls Landscaping Duty After Complaining To Publishers That His Fingers Hurt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fabled author, George R.R. Martin, the mastermind behind the popular Game of Thrones
Privately-Educated City Worker Under Impression His Hard Work Is Responsible For His Success
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-built young man who’s climbing his career ladder at an impressive
First Leaders’ Debate Filed Under ‘Who Gives A Fuck’ In Local Man’s Brain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning on the G65 trolleybus into town from
The Nationals Throw Sex Machine Steve Dickson A Lifeline
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nationals have thrown disgraced One Nation identity Steve Dickson a lifeline this morning
Man Kidding Self After Asking Coworkers If Any Of Them Caught The Weekend Super Rugby Action
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-confessed rugby head spun around on his desk chair after lunch today
Phone Cable Refuses To Die
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s Lightning cable is currently refusing to go gently into the