Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Rugby Union In Australia Officially Listed As Critically Endangered In Wake Of Folau Saga
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak environmental protection agency, the Department of Energy and Environment, has officially
Young Voter Looks Forward To Ruining Boomers’ Financial Future Like They Ruined The Environment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young voter with very controversial opinions told The Advocate this morning that she’
City Worker Who Just Finished Talking About Champions League Now Asleep At His Desk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local 9-5 white collar office worker has abruptly ended a conversation with
Woman Unsure If This Season Of GoT Is More Disappointing Than Her NBN Connection
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of The Advocate’s own has told reporters this afternoon that the final
On A Scale Of 0 To Israel Folau, How Much Did You Change After Your Seventh Concussion?
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor| Contact In light of Rugby Australia’s decision to find Wallabies fullback Israel Folau guilty of
Gender Gap Widens As Egg Girl Receives 9000% Less Social Media Praise Than Egg Boy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The gap between the two binary genders is sadly still widening after a young
Borderline Illiterate Student At Elite College Suspiciously Good At Footy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A student at one of the Channel Country’s most prestigious university colleges, who
Scholarship Kid Thanks International Student For Making Her Education Possible
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a touching display of Australian values, a student who otherwise wouldn’t have
Man Fears He’s Woken Up In Parallel Universe After Reading Positive Article On Labor In Murdoch Paper
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker was left shocked and confused this morning after reading a fair
Adam Bandt Celebrates Election Victory At His Local Pint Parlour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s tools down at the Greens headquarters in Melbourne this afternoon as Adam
Broncos Board Members Redecorate Meeting Room During Morning Discussions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just hours after Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs equalled their highest-ever winning margin over
Tony Headbutts Steering Wheel Three Times Before Heading Inside After Debate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Muffled screams and dull thudding echoed around the cul-de-sacs of Davidson in