Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Bozo Somehow Spent Entire Day With Stupid Mark On Forehead Without Anybody Saying Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Oh for Christ’s sake!” “What in blue Jesus is that mark on my forehead? Why
Teacher Needs Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just four weeks into the school term, a Betoota Grove teacher has expressed the need for
Town’s Modern Art Gallery Full Of Derivative Shit, According To First-Year Art Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sights and sounds of Betoota Old and New Art (BONA) have failed to impress a
Shadow Treasurer Chris Bowen Accepts Responsibility For Impending Recession
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Chris Bowen, a person is currently the Shadow Treasurer of Australia at the moment, has accepted
Even Local Fairfax Employee Is Surprised With How Quickly Organisation Has Gone Down Toilet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior editorial staff member at The Betoota Bugle has revealed to The Advocate this week
Shorten Vows To Drain The Swamp During Visit To The Macquarie Marshes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Bradbury Shorten has hit the road this week, travelling to regional centres around the
Local Man Distracts Self From Life’s Pain And Disappointments By Cooking A Nice Paella
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dylan Spokemen, by his own admission, is having a Tuesday from hell. “I got a parking
Drunk New South Boomerstanian Completes Seventh Lap Of Melbourne Pub Looking For Pokie Den
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to escape the oppressing night-time heat last weekend down in our nation’s
Coalition Energy Policy Explained: “Coal Heats Planet, Melts Snow, Makes Electricity”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government’s signature energy policy includes large swathes of funding for both renewable and non-renewable
President Murdoch Phones Bradbury Shorten To Ask If He’d Like To Be His Deputy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The President Of Australia has formally asked the Opposition Leader if he’d like to be
Venezuela Officaly Recognises Nightwatchman’s ‘Strong And Stable’ Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after Scott Morrison took time out of his busy schedule to officially recognise Juan
Nick Kyrgios Accidentally Wins Mexican Open
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Whoops! The nation’s most talented tennis player, Nick Kyrgios, accidentally won the Mexican Open last