Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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The Ultimate Election Night Drinking Game Revealed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia has a toxic relationship with the grog, which means even the most mundane
Responsible Young Couple To Wait Until Election Is Over Before Starting A Family
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Lakes couple say they’re waiting until the result of the next
Gladys Has Transport Minister Executed After He Suggests Naming A New Tram ‘Tramy McTramface’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police say a lifeless body found outside the New South Boomerstan Parliament this after
More Funding Promised For Private Schools After PM Visits One With Demountable Classrooms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ScoMo has lashed out at himself, and Labor this afternoon after visiting a
WhatsApp Group Compromised By A Real Hacker For A Change Instead Of Someone’s Girlfriend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The first messages of the morning weren’t about the New South Wales Origin
City Worker’s Respect For Colleague Plummets After Learning She’s Still Team James Charles
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact For some reason, one of Kevina Lee’s coworkers is still supporting James Charles today
Local Red-Pilled Boomer Unaware Of The Impact Trump’s China Tweets Are Having On His Super
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He thinks the Eureka Stockade was a false flag attack and Paul Keating is
“I Could’ve Won This Bitch” Mutters Jaded Ex-Cop Forced To Sit In The Back Row
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting well away from the media, up in the back row with largely unknown
NSW Police Under Impression The A-League Can Afford To Have Fans Kicked Out Of Games
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak soccer body has lashed out at the New South Wales Police
Newstart Recipient Left Riddled With Guilt After Enjoying A Steak Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dole recipient has been left feeling guilty this morning after enjoying one
Nation Waits With Grotesque Interest For Rupert’s Next Move As Campaign Enters Final Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of Australia say they’re waiting with a sort of sick, grotesque
Labor To Promise $2bn For New AFL Footy Show
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bill Shorten and Chris Bowen’s spending bonanza has thrown the AFL Footy Show