Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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“We Shouldn’t Give These Ideas A Platform” Says Men Depending On That Platform To Get Elected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The two men trying to win this year’s Federal Election have declined the opportunity to
ABC News Hires Retrenched Bosnian Teenager To Spearhead Election Coverage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just hours after losing his job when Facebook shutdown his wildly popular “Australians against Sharia” page,
David Blaine Takes Death-Defying Flight On Boeing 737 MAX 8
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact International man of mystery, magic and escape artistry, David Blaine, has defied death once again today
Local League Player Arrives At Court With His Confused Barista
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Dolphins player who allegedly told police he’d consumed sixteen tins of Jim Beam
Roosters Start Season Favourites To Have This Year’s Premiership Stripped Off Them By 2023
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Analysts from Betoota’s favourite online betting company, CuckBet, have released odds this morning that point
Gladys Asks Property Developers What She Should Do About Student Climate Protestors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chief Boomer Appeaser of New South Boomerstan (NSB) has entered high-level talks with a number
“He Wouldn’t Hurt A Fly!” Says Naive Local Staffie Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A naive local Staffordshire Bull Terrier owner has lied to himself, the wider public and to
George Christensen Says Any Colleague Who Doesn’t Have Truck Nuts Is A ‘Latte Inner-City Liberal’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals MP George Christensen has lashed out across the party room this afternoon, branding his colleagues
Barnaby Backs Down On Coal Debate After Learning Of Online Petition Against It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England, Barnabus Decimus Meridius Joyce, has effectively ended the internal coal war
“Why Can’t We Just Elope?” Asks Man Seconds After Seeing Quote For Wedding Venue Hire
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Why the hell do we need to pay someone to get married in a shed?” “I’
Door-Knocking Campaigner Loses Local Man’s Vote After Interrupting Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he means well, a door-knocking campaigner from the Channel Country Chamber Of Commerce Party (CCCCP)
Brave Local School Leaver Chooses To Spend Gap Year In Developing Country
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of Betoota Grove’s exclusive St Gretel’s School for Girls has elected