Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Regional Queenslander Currently Having A Go Now Waits Patiently For His Go To Arrive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights butcher loudly thumped the top of his counter today, telling our
Government Spin Doctor Accepts Challenge Of Making Impending Recession Labor’s Fault
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation is collectively waiting to see how the impending recession this country will
Splendour Organisers Under Impression Ticket Holders Were Surprised By Today’s Announcement
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The organisers of the East Coast’s most popular winter music festival in Byron
Clive Spends $60m To Find Out Queensland Voters Like Malcolm Roberts More Than Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s becoming increasingly more like, according to the Australian Electoral Commission, that former
Morrison Signs Sponsorship Deal With OLED TVs After Being Promoted Up The Order
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia, Scott Morrison, has been promoted up the batting order
Nightwatchman Finishes The Day Not Out On 201
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has survived to stumps this evening, defying all odds
Liberal Volunteer Hangs Up The Puffer Vest After Long Day Of Being Asked About Engadine Maccas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man says he’s exhausted this evening after a long day
Polling Station In The Top End Of Town Under Impression This Is A Democracy Sausage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove primary school has been caught selling gourmet sausages wrapped in a
Random Independent Who Didn’t Even Campaign Remaining Optimistic He’s The Next Ricky Muir
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Looking to topple our town’s current representative in Canberra this morning, a little
Jesus Confirms His Dad Totally Planned For Israel Folau To End Up Playing Footy In Japan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nazareth-native Jesus H. Christ has told journalists this afternoon via a religious medium
Barnaby Enjoys A Couple Cold Jars After A Long Election Race Against Nobody In Particular
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England has told reporters in Armidale this afternoon that his
Undecided Voter Feels Now Is As Good A Time As Ever To Vote Labor, He Guesses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who doesn’t really follow politics says he’ll probably