Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Local Voluntary Euthanasia Party Candidate Hopes To One Day Help Super Rugby Die With Dignity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s caring, not killing,” he said. “We should let Super Rugby die a dignified death.
Queenslander Prepares The Dish Of Her People For Office Harmony Day Luncheon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queenslander who has since suffered the indignity of moving to a lesser southern state has
NSW Voter Forced To Choose Between Unbridled Corruption Or Fairly Blatant Racism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Tibooburra man says he’s effectively being forced to choose between quite obvious corruption and
Frugal Bachelor Uses Last Night’s Chicken Kiev-Stained Glad Bake For Tonight’s Fish Fingers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter bachelor has put the planet first this evening by using last night’s
WAKE UP CLIVE: Mining Magnate Has Been Asleep In This Qantas Lounge For The Past 17 Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Ministerial hopeful Clive Frederick Palmer has been unconscious in the Betoota Airport Qantas Lounge now
Smug Toddler Laughing At Dad Wearing Mum’s Sunglasses Obviously Hasn’t Experienced Road Glare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A twenty-seven-and-three-quarter-month-old Betoota Heights toddler roasted his own father this morning after he forced to wear
Man Who Eats Dominos Twice A Week Just Nods When Winemaker Asks If He Can Taste The Mulberry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A simple man from our town’s sprawling Heights district has spoken of his weekend excursion
Canberra Joins Viral #TrashTag Movement By Putting Parliament House Into The Bin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an ironic twist, people around the world are now picking up after the dumb boomers
“Man, Food Is Expensive!” Says Adult Moron Who Regularly Gives Himself Alcohol Poisoning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Spending close to a day’s wage on a round of draught Espresso Martinis fails to
Inner-City Weatherman Under Impression Everybody Loves The Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The out-of-touch weather dork at Betoota Imparja has rolled eyes yet again after telling his viewers
Man Throws TV Out Of His Second Story Window In Anticipation For Tonight’s Q&A
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Another humid Monday night means Australia’s favourite panel show is back on the airwaves. Tonight,
Apprentice Celebrates Minor Pay Rise By Locking Self Into Financially-Crippling Car Lease
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Close to half of Michael Stimpson’s monthly wage is now set to be carved off