Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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New Great Wall Ute Receives Same ANCAP Safety Rating As Lime Scooter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular Chinese car maker, Great Wall, has set another ute loose on our nation’
Man Late To Office Pizza Lunch Left With Choice Between Vegetarian And The Gluten-Free One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A brain-dead city worker who arrived late to his office pizza lunch told
Inner-City Left Elite To Begrudgingly Spend Tax Cut Savings On New Pair Of Gucci Slides
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man who doesn’t acknowledge Scott Morrison as his Prime Minister
Grey Nomad Feels Entitled To Take Loo Roll From Public Toilets Because He’s Paid Tax All His Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A grey nomad passing through our cosmopolitan desert community earlier this week was caught
Child Shocked To Receive A Plate Of Nothing After Telling Dad He Wanted Nothing For Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local child has told reporters that he was horrified to be given a
Regional Year 6 Student Shunned By Teachers After They Learn He’s Going To Boarding School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though it shouldn’t have come as a surprise, the eldest son of a
Local Brain Surgeon Shoulders Blame For Broken Medicare System
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of south-west Queensland’s leading neurosurgeons has taken the blame for the
Shorten Admits He Should’ve Kept The Promise Of Australia To All Australians, Burned For Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Looking back on his historic election defeat this afternoon, former Opposition leader Bill Shorten
Local Social Climber Says He’ll Get Into The Members Stand One Day – Even If It Kills Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who dreams of one day being referred to as a
“Why Is Saffron So Ridiculously Expensive?!” Asks Man Who Bought Cocaine Only 48 Hours Ago
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A full-time stay-at-home-son has had his mind blown this afternoon
Investigative Journalist Urged To Present Work As A Podcast So People Might Actually Care About It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of The Advocate‘s own is being urged by our editor to compile
Longtime Coalition Backbencher Sighs Heavily As ScoMo Gives Him A Portfolio To Manage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our local voice in Canberra has told reporters that he spat his Crunchy Nut