Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Frydenberg: “Every Australian Is A Winner Tonight – Even The Losers”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg delivered his first budget in Canberra this evening and every Australian will be
Man Who Became Upper-Middle-Class In The Past Year Enjoys First Budget That Won’t Affect Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last April, Mark Sock was breaking shit up and throwing it into a skip bin. He
Recent Divorcee Re-Enters Local Meat Market With Purchase Of White Jeans
INGRID DOULTON | Being Divorced | Contact A Betoota Grove quinquagenarian who’s recently found herself single again has heralded her return
Small Town Divided Over What Should Replace Closing Big W Store
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Big W store has been earmarked for closure this week as the fat-cats
Drought Forces Barnaby Joyce To Start Hand-Feeding His Shetland Ponies, Alpacas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The drought that’s currently gripping most of the country has forced another primary producer to
Low-Maintenance Friend Seemingly Unable To Apply Own Fake Tan
INGRID DOULTON | Local News | Contact Despite having two arms and hands of her own, a self-described low-maintenance friend was forced
Nationals: “Dead Cattle In Northern Australia Will One Day Become Coal, Oil And Gas”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking to the media this morning from Canberra, the Nationals have outlined the silver lining on
Man Blames Weight Gain On Dryer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has today blame his recent and largely unabashed weight gain on a tumble
Tradie Fined For Not Having Load Of Empty Pringles Tubes And Can Of Dr Pepper Covered
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police threw the book at a local carpenter this morning after they caught him transporting an
James Ashby Feeds Pauline Another Piece Of Her Own Brain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader of One Nation, James Ashby, has taken time out of his busy
Harold Holt Reveals He Was On The Sauce Quite Heavily During Infamous Swim
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this afternoon via a local clairvoyant medium, the 17th Prime Minister
Tooheys Executives Say They Too Were On The Sauce When They Came Up With Extra Dry Platinums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The faceless men and women behind the invention of Australia’s favourite blackout juice have come