Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Man Depressed At The State Of The Nation Tunes Into The Cricket To Cheer Himself Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who confided in friends earlier today that he was feeling
Local AFP Officer Says He’s Been Kicked Out Of All His Group Chats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For a number of years, Greg Roink’s friends used to laugh at him.
Sky News Announces Dedicated Newspeak Channel Exclusively For Doubleplusgood Australians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sky News Australia released a statement to the media this morning announcing a new
Morrison: “How Good Is Keeping Journalists On Team Australia’s Side?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has spoken to the media in London this afternoon local time
The Betoota Advocate Offices Raided By AFP Over 1997 Engadine McDonalds Leaks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Federal Police have raided The Advocate’s Daroo Street newsroom this morning
Liberal Party To Young People: “We’re Not Your Enemy, Rich Boomers Are”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The day after lowering interest rates to kick start the economy and help the
Visiting Chinese Sailors Warned Dining At Hog’s Breath Will Lower Their Social Credit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The boatloads of prospective property investors that’ve just rolled into Sydney have been
Bank Of Mum & Dad Pass On Interest Rate Decrease To Kids So They Can Do Europe In September
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Bank Of Mum & Dad announced this afternoon that they will be passing
Adelaide Pub Prepares Smallest Television In Darkest Corner For State Of Origin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pub in our town’s closest capital city has dusted off their smallest
Man Who Thought 2020 Was His Year Watches His Card Decline Buying Frozen Dinner For One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man currently on his 45th trip around the sun has told reporters
BMW Dealer Asks Prospective Buyers To Show Him Their Arsehole To Make Sure It’s Big Enough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s upper-middle-class white men will now have to show a
Andy Ruiz Wins One For The Big Boys With 7th Round KO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New WBA/WBO/IBF heavyweight champion of the world, Andy Ruiz Jr, has won