Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Town’s Newest Pub Is Old Irish Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights has welcomed another pokie den disguised as a family hotel this week
Local Woman’s Hunt For Aesthetically-Pleasing Vinyl Records To Resume At Weekend Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cassandra Summers’ day job isn’t part of her dream for the future; it’
Man Doesn’t Know Much – But He Knows Shit From This Shop Will Always Make His Girlfriend Happy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker walks past the French Quarter Aesop shop each evening on
Local Middle-Child Somehow Not An Attention-Seeking Little Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights 12-year-old has shocked those in his direct company today
Millennial Travellers Advised To Ditch Europe This Year And See The Reef Before It Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body has released a statement today urging the petulant millennials,
Passing Firetruck Removes Local Toddler’s Control Rods And Causes Meltdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter father is blaming a passing fire truck this morning for causing
Local Communist Swooned By Date’s Giant Red Flags
ELLIE POPOV | Lady Writer | Contact A self-described communist has reportedly been swooned by a date’s red flag overnight.
American Overwhelmed By Homesickness After Seeing Plain-Clothed Cop’s Firearm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An America who fled the third-world for the green pastures of our cosmopolitan
Woman Excited To Experience Life As Bridget Jones While Flatmate Takes Off For The Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter woman says she’s feeling excited for the upcoming weekend – which
Largely-Absent Auntie Maintains Loving Status Quo With Extravagant Gift
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove 19-year-old awoke this morning to a package on the
Dad Calls To Mock Local Man’s Recent Car Purchase
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Upon hearing his son had bought himself an MG, a local sexagenarian wondered if
Prospective Whistleblower Picks Up A Will Kit Before Sending Leaked Documents
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local government worker planning on leaking classified information to the media has picked