Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Retired Inner-City Boomer’s Red Framed Glasses Key Indicator Of GetUp Membership
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Red-framed reading glasses atop an inner-city sexagenarian’s head has been found to be a key
Assange Screams In Anguish As Embassy Staff Throw Out His Beloved Townsville Crocs Singlet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You fucking savages!” “Noooooo!” Late last night local time, popular internet activist Julian Assange was arrested
Jesus Christ Confirms He Disowned Israel Folau When He Stopped Playing God’s Winter Game
SEB SEABASS| Game Day | Contact The Son of God, Jesus Christ, has put controversial code-hopping sportsball player Israel Folau on
Farmers Torch Inner-City Birkenstock Shop In Retribution For Vegans Vandalising Farms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local farmers has claimed responsibility for a French Quarter arson attack overnight that
Labor Lock Shorten In CFMEU Broom Closet Until May 19
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The faceless men and women inside the federal Labor Party who thrust Bill Shorten to power
ScoMo Blames Hackers After His Offical Account Liked Israel Folau’s Post At 3:34 AM Last Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nightwatchman of Australia has blamed hackers this morning after his official Instagram account ‘liked’ a
Clive Burns Another McCain’s Hawaiian Pizza After Drifting Off On The Couch Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You fucking bastard!” “Fuck!” Our reporter was awoken by former Prime Ministerial hopeful, Clive Palmer, kicking
Local Man Receives Conflicting Messages From Birthday Book Haul
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A direction-less 30-something of Betoota Heights fame has received conflicting advice from his birthday book haul,
100 000 Workers With Real Problems Shut Down Melbourne With Non-Diet Related Protest
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over a 100 000 people facing real-life problems and struggles have marched in Melbourne this morning,
Internet Activist’s Mission To Free Feedlot Animals Thwarted By Tricky Gate Latch
JEN OVERELL | Local News | Contact Three people were arrested last night at the O’Malley Brothers Feedlot on the Betoota
Christmas Island Closes To Win Votes Just Weeks After It Was Re-Opened To Win Votes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Christmas Island Detention Centre that was reopened in February in an effort to retain conservative
Ant-Hating Disabled Man Happy To Forgo New Wheelchair If It Means More Ants Will Die
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A disabled local man in urgent need of a new wheelchair has sided with the Coalition