Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Depressing Gluten-Free Hot Cross Buns Accurately Depicts How Local Man Feels On The Inside
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Baby Boomer with a penchant for baked goods has sighed long and hard this
Universe Rewards Environmentally-Conscious Coffee Consumer With Yet Another Stained Shirt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You fuck-arse fucking keepcuck!” he yelled halfway down aisle six of the French Quarter Harris Farm.
Bachelor Producer Hopes Same-Sex Hookup Is Enough For People To Forget About MAFS
INGRID DOULTON | Television| Contact A sadist who moonlights at a Bachelor In Paradise producer has revealed to The Advocate that
Liberals Quell Leadership Quarrells By Placing Abbott Into Simulation Where He’s Still PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The executive council of the federal Liberal Party have doused one of the leadership spot fires
Local GoT Pirate Says He’d Rather Go Out Like Oberyn Martell Than Subscribe To Foxtel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If the police want to stop French Quarter man Damien Steep from pirating game of thrones,
Clive Palmer Vows To Build Full-Size Replica Of Notre Dame Cathedral On The Sunshine Coast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Locally-unpopular populist Clive Palmer, who is gunning for a seat in the lower house at this
Senator Derryn Hinch Uses Parliamentary Privilege To Read Out Game Of Thrones Spoilers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator Derryn Hinch has used parliamentary privilege this afternoon to read out a list of Game
“Those Vegan Protestors Will End Up Killing Somebody!” Says Man Who Brags About Drink Driving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-confessed simple man who often regales his small circle of drinking acquaintances at the Saint
Aircraft Capable Of Lifting Clive Palmer’s Bullshit Takes To Skies For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the largest aircraft to ever take flight completed it’s first test yesterday in
Jesus Explains His Plan All Along Was For The Wallabies Not To Make It Out Of Their RWC Group
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local cartoon celestial being, Jesus Christ of Nazareth fame, revealed to The Advocate this morning during
Local 43-Year-Old Suddenly Inspired To Visit Driving Range
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After setting a 2 AM alarm for the first time in years, a local 43-year-old gentleman
Clive Saddened To Learn Shea Butter Body Lotion Doesn’t Taste Half As Good As It Smells
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime ministerial hopeful and latchkey Victorian, Clive Palmer, fronted reporters this afternoon with a puzzled, sad