Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Local Chinstrap Reveals Sick, Depraved Fetish Of Being Cuddled And Reassured
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact David Costigan was overcome with a sinking feeling in his stomach last night when
Frydenberg Quietly Cancels Plan To Start GoFundMe For The Economy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Leaked documents have revealed this morning that Federal Treasurer Josh Frydenberg secretly cancelled a
Josh: “The Seeds Of This Impending Recession Were Sowed By The Watson Labor Government In 1904”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Treasurer of Australia spoke to the media this morning about the upcoming recession
Izzy Earmarks Some Legal Fees For His Lambo After The Coil Pack Shits Itself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under-siege religious figure Israel Folau tried to distract himself from the growing media
Ad Agency Suit Isn’t Jealous Of The Stupid Fucking Creatives Currently In Cannes At All
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact One of our town’s least useful people, an ad agency suit, says he’s not
“Why Am I So Broke?” Asks City Worker Having Sushi For Lunch Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s enough to burst a blood vessel in the back of Barefoot’s
Nice Part Of Town Seems To Have Lots Of Yankees, Red Sox Fans
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens the town’s leafy Betoota Grove enclave seem to be avid baseball
Teacher Begins First Phase Of Writing Reports By Telling Everybody She’s Writing Reports
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A teacher at Lake Betoota Public School has started the report writing process this
ScoMo Catches A 51cm Kingfish And Keeps It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I kept it because I have the mandate to do anything I want,” said
Local Senior Puts Finishing Touches On Nonsensical Tangent Ahead Of Calling AM Talkback Radio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District retiree phoned KBBL 1449 at 8am to contribute to the
New School Chaplain Immediately In Over His Head As Troubled Youth Thinks He Might Be Gay
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new school chaplain at Betoota Ponds Central School has admitted that he feels
Elderly Driver Accidently Parks Inside Local Shop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the town’s most experienced drivers has accidentally parked their car inside