Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Humble, Kind And Self-Loathing Surgeon Has More Of A Jesus Complex, He Says
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A surprisingly-popular surgeon at Betoota Base Hospital has told reporters today that he hasn’t really
Report: Britain Now The St George Dragons Of Nations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Saints were once a powerhouse, now they’re just a house. Great Britain used to
Prince Andrew Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Making It Out The Other Side Of A Parisian Tunnel Alive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Duke of York breathed a sigh of relief last night after driving into a tunnel
Ban Video Games? This Doctor Cured Cancer With A Simple “Woolooloo” Chant He Learned From Age Of Empires
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Calls for video games to be banned have been sullied by a young doctor today after
Magpie About To Get A Beak Full Of Briefcase Swooped The Wrong Leasing Agent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter leasing agent was told there was a territorial magpie down Rue De Enculer
JoFry Considers Giving Everyone 900 Pesos In Effort To Be Remembered Somewhat Fondly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Treasurer paused this morning to ponder the grim reality that’s dawning on him. Joshua
Bed Shit Boris Shits The Bed Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prolific shitter of the bed, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has shit the bed again after
Turnbull’s Memoir Editor Asks Him To Tone The References To Greek Mythology Down A Bit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been busy since being booted from office, his publisher says.
Girlfriend Waits Until Doors Are Locked To Say The Harry Potter Stageplay Goes For 478 Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Like a cat being herded toward an open door it doesn’t want to go through,
Community-Minded Fisherman Throws Lobster Traps Into The Sea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s very own Andrew Wilkie is under arrest this afternoon for a string of
Khawaja Has ‘No Idea’ Who Kicked The Side Mirrors Off Trevor Hohns’ Rented Audi
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricket Australia has launched an internal investigation this morning after selector Trevor Hohns had the side
Tim Paine Cleared To Captain After Scans Reveal No Rocks In His Head
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Friendly Tasmanian Tim Paine, who also captains the Australian Test Cricket Team, has been cleared to