Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Yeah G’Day Mate Just Two Pints Of The Chardonnay Thanks Mate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has tonight confirmed that he is in possession of both limited time and
Katter On Today’s Unpleasantness: “I Want To Make It Absolutely Clear That I Consider Myself Nothing More And Nothing Less Than An Australian Because That Is What I Am And That Is All I Am And Anything Else Is Highly Offensive To Me For Reasons That Clear
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has released a short statement to the media this afternoon in
It’s Only 85 Sleeps Until The First Ball Of The Ashes. That Means England’s Openers Only Have To Endure 85 More Nightmares Of Starc Bowling Them First Ball Of The Series.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Kent cricketer Zak Crawley is the leading candidate to open the batting for England in the
Experts Warn Korean Cultural Imperialism Has Quietly Done What Generations Of Aircraft Carriers And Nuclear Missiles Could Not By Colonising The Minds Of Spoilt Western Teenagers Who Can Now Sing Every BTS Song In Perfect Korean But Cannot Name A Single E
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While defence analysts in Washington and Canberra continue to fret over China’s expansion into the
Local Builder Excited To Find Going Out Version Of His Work Boots
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A member of the Betoota Heights tradespeople community has expressed joy this week after finding a
Report: Snotty Toddler Nose And Chernobyl’s ‘Elephant Foot’ Are Essentially One And The Same
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report from the CSIRO has found that the mucus streaming from the nose of
US Border Agent Asks Traveller If He Still Eats His Poo Because That Might Be A Problem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A routine trip through US Customs has taken a confronting turn for one local man traveller
In An Effort To Please Everyone, AFL Cancels Snoop Dogg And Hires Josh Kennedy To Sing Paul Kelly’s “Leaps and Bounds” With Lin Jong Providing Hand Claps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The AFL has cancelled Snoop Dogg’s appearance at the Grand Final and replaced him with
Man That Saved 20pc Deposit Before Paying Off His HECS Reckons Albo’s Fucking With Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tired bag of shit from our town’s leafy French Quarter says he’s starting
Entire Country (Except Woollahra) Finds Plan To Turn Woollahra Into New Zetland Extremely Humorous
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rest of Australia has today experienced an unexpected burst of collective joy, after NSW Premier
NRL Book Immortal Technique For Grand Final Act
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact The NRL has confirmed that New York rapper Immortal Technique will perform at this year’s
“I Told You This Joe Schmidt Was Useless” Campese Tells Obscure Rugby Podcast After Narrow Wallabies Loss In Cape Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wallabies legend David Campese has reversed his praise of Joe Schmidt, declaring the national coach “useless”