AFL Clubs Say If Your Brain Gets Fucked From Smashing It Repeatedly While Playing AFL Then That's On You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some sleeveless football clubs are in the shit this week because they've
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PM Confirms New JobBoomer Scheme Is Just More Policy To Protect Wealth Of His Voter Base
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister announced this morning that JobKeeper and JobSeeker are being extended until
Government Watching Their Bottom Line Still Spending Millions To Keep Children In Prison
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It was Kevin Rudd who declared that “any asylum seeker who arrives in Australia
“We Have Absolutely No Idea How This Happened!” Says State About To Get Locked The Fuck Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney is teetering on the edge of a Melbourne-style lockdown this week as
Taxpayers Propose Canberra Bubble In Order To Get Our Precious Politcians Back To Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian taxpayers have put forward a radical idea of creating a Canberra bubble for
Discovery Of New Zodiac Sign Gives Local Woman New Lease On Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact She’s been around the sun almost 30 times and each time has been
Sydney Ruins Every Multibet In Australia Overnight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Sydney Roosters have completely ruined every multibet in Australia after they went down
Man’s Service Station Starts Delivery, Satisfying His Craving For Pre-Packaged Sandwiches
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s been nearly six months since Fred Dalton has mashed a service station
Dad Can’t Find A Better Facebook Display Picture Than Current One Of Him And Richard Clapton
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ‘Pharaoh of the Betoota Pool Building Industry’ has told reporters today that he’
Deep Cleaners Of Star City Casino Told To Stay Away From The Books And Political Donations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a gentleman who tested positive to the pangolin’s wrath paid a visit
Man’s Dream To Have A Beer With Chinese Bloke With The Lowest Social Credit Score Drifts Further From Reach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere in China lives a man with the nation’s lowest social credit score.
Man Ruins Dinner Putting His Own Spin On Popular Donna Hay Recipe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man disgraced himself last night by adding some of his own
Security-Minded TikTok User Glad She Didn’t Download That Dodgy, Useless COVIDSafe App
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Year 12 student almost caved in and downloaded the Government’s COVIDSafe