AFL Clubs Say If Your Brain Gets Fucked From Smashing It Repeatedly While Playing AFL Then That's On You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some sleeveless football clubs are in the shit this week because they've
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Company Celebrates Retirement Of High-Paid Boomer By Casualising Their Old Role
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Diamantina’s largest mid-tier law firms has celebrated the retirement
Police Commended For Treating Local Karens Like Middle-Aged White Women
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in Victoria have been commended by the Premier and praised by the public
Discarded Needles Return To Melbourne’s Hosier Lane As Nature Begins To Reclaim The Landmark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A small number of single-use needles have returned to Melbourne’s Hosier Lane
Crisis Sees Man Learn The Names Of Far Too Many State Premiers Than He Cares To Know About
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man, who rides the electric trolley bus to work each morning
“The Virus Hates The Heat,” Yells Queenslander Who Hasn’t Checked In On India Recently
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A barefoot and sunkissed Queenslander has strolled through his local Woolworths this afternoon as
Bored 25-Year-Old At A Loss As To What To Do With Life Now Moving To London Is Off The Table
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As is tradition in our cosmopolitan desert community, when a directionless 20-something realises
Western Australia Thanks Nation For Their Concern – But They’re Doing Just Fine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Sand People of the West have sent a message out of their hermit
Proposed JobsForTheBoys Scheme Sees More Funding Injected Into Male-Dominated Sectors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The economy looks like a gutshot possum and the government needs to do something
Man With Tracking Numbers Stuck On Wallet Has A Burgeoning eCommerce Business Thanks For Asking
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Now that times have got tough again for a lot of people, many across
Victoria Politely Asks Rest Of Nation To Stop Referring To It As “Australia’s Florida”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victoria has recorded 484 new cases of the pangolin’s kiss today, which has
“You Must Be Fun At Parties,” Says Young Liberal To Feminist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A politically-active young man has faced off with his natural predator this afternoon
Unemployed Man To Have Benefits Cut So He’s Incentivised To Go Back To Being Underemployed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s time in the upside-down is seemingly coming to an