Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Half Rolled Bag Of Rotting Spinach Might Still Come In Handy Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact A local bloke has shown an out of character concern for waste management today. After
USA Unrest Good Excuse To Post That NYC 2015 Selfie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Images of police brutality, riots and looting continue to emerge from the USA as protestors take
Scott Cam Asked To Leave Cabinet Meeting After Suggesting We Use Nukes To End China Trade War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Prime Minister’s key advisors has been asked to wait outside Parliament House’
Gladys: “Do You Ever Look At Someone And Think, ‘How Fucking Dumb Are You?'”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Police Minister has said something he probably shouldn’t have again today,
Woman Confused By People Who Watch Her Instagram Story But Then Don’t Say Hello In Person
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact In some more confusing news to come out of Betoota this morning a local woman
School Of Hard Knocks Advises Students To Stay At Home, Or Break Into Other Peoples’ Homes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact With Australian schools closed due to coronavirus, even online schools are taking safety measures, with
Old Bastard Who Works Up The Shops Reckons He Flew A Boeing Before All This Shit Happened
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This old bastard that works up at the Woolworths Metro in the Old City keeps telling
Malcolm Finally Able To Justify Doing Up The Boathouse Thanks To HomeBuilder Scheme
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Malcolm Turnbull told The Advocate today that wife Lucy had ‘damn near twisted his arm off’
“Who Stimulates The Economy Better Than A Cashed-Up Tradie?” PM Defends HomeBuilder Scheme
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has received the double thumbs up from the young blokes of his Sydney
Gladys Wonders Why She Even Bothered Giving Commissioner Mick A $86500 Pay Rise This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Premier lightly headbutted her office wall this afternoon after the state’s police force
Copper Thief Proud To See NBN Workers Putting Wire He Stole To Good Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s most prolific copper thieves is ‘proud as punch’ today after seeing
Struggling University Sector Begs Federal Government To Treat Them Like Private Schools
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Universities around the nation are struggling due to the coronavirus crisis and many have begged the