Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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“Australia Should Make Cars Again!” Says Patriot Who’s Never Owned An Australian-Made Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the western world eyes off a protectionist future, one local man has called on the
Magic Of Sydney Games Officially Dies As Hipster Walks Into The Pub Wearing A Volunteer Polo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man has both felt old and disappointed to learn the magic of the Sydney 2000
ScoMo Asks NZ If They’d Be Cool Buying $80bn Worth Of Iron Ore If China Walks Away From Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the unthinkable event that China decides to stop trading with Australia altogether, our Prime Minister
“Fuck Parking Rangers!” Says Man Incapable Of Reading A Parking Sign
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact It goes without saying that parking rangers are the scum between all our toes, and
Confusion After Stationery Store Has Moving Sale
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Confusion was afoot in Betoota’s East Side Stationary District this morning when noted Stationers
“Time To Try A Mullet Then” Says Bloke Whose Defacto Left Him Two Minutes Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Local News | Contact Proving every caravan has a PVC lining, Betoota’s newest bachelor Kenny Riggs (38) has
Manlet Kidding Himself If He Thinks He’s Not Getting The Middle Seat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact After two months of missed camping trips, outings to the beach, and backyard pissups, members
Mum Thrilled To Receive 3 Wishes After Genie Lamp Appears On Dash
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Normally, the illumination of a warning light on the dash is an unpleasant surprise for
Roadside Kangaroos Are ‘Sleeping’ Confirms Dad
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact If the two and a half hour trip from Betoota Grove to Betoota Heights proves
“You Aren’t Even Listening, Are You?” Asks Wife About Something
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Local retiree Des Mangle was in for a rude shock when his 4th favourite fishing
Woman’s Latest Wave Of Anxiety Either From 2nd Coffee Or Collapse Of Western Civilisation
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Betoota Heights resident Naomi Wells (24) is feeling a bit on edge today as she deals
“Stealing From Your Own Communities Is Not The Solution,” Says Politician
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In USA cities such as Minneapolis and New York, some peaceful protests as part of the