Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Local Nutcase Has Maps App Set To Satellite Mode
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been revealed that Rick Healy (28), a known mad man in his community, has
Tuna Cans Collecting Cobwebs In Pantry Constant Reminder Of Mans Failed Attempt At Getting Jacked
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tyler Fernie (26) finds himself confronted with a stark reminder of his dashed dreams every time
Divorced Dad’s Idea Of Dinner Indicates He’ll Be Finding The Next ‘Love Of His Life’ Very Soon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recently divorced bloke from Betoota Plains has been going at it quite hard with the
Police Called To Cafe As Two People Pleasers Punch On Over Who Is Paying for Coffee This Time
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S MY TURN: In local news, this morning police were called to The Three
Multiple Round Interviews For Entry Level Minimum Wage Job Helps Decipher Which Candidates Will Take The Most Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A director for a boutique marketing agency in Betoota Heights has revealed that he’s come
Health Conscious Bloke Informs Wife He Really Should Get These Microplastics Out Of His Testicles
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke John Graham has today announced that he fully plans on getting rid of every
Alaskan Exchange Student Forced To Go Home Early After Experiencing Freezing Inner City Terrace House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An exchange student from the frosty wilderness of Alaska has been abruptly sent packing after enduring
Clarkson’s Farm Just ‘The Simple Life’ With Blokes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jeremy Clarkson has yet again found himself embroiled in yet another legal battle, only this time
Retail Worker Bravely Accepts Her Duty To Provide New Mother With A Lengthy Adult Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a heartwarming story emerging from Betoota Heights, a retail worker has gone above and beyond
Empathetic Chinese Restaurant Suggests Millennial Customers Give Fortune Cookies A Miss
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Chinese culinary institution has appropriately read the room and let their Millennial customers know
Lengthy RSL Guest Form Literally The Only Barrier To Problem Gambler Blowing His Entire Pay Check
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The lengthy guest registration form at the local RSL club is the only conceivable obstacle standing
Lines Continue To Blur Between Inner City Rich Boy And Old School Adlay
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking study that has left cultural commentators scratching their heads, it appears that the