Hamster Wheel Gymnastics Has Local Woman Mesmerised Like Baby Watching Dancing Fruits

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

A woman in Betoota’s CBD can now finally understand the appeal of viral sensory videos after catching a glimpse of hamster ball gymnastics.  

Ruby Oliphant (25) had been at a pub for lunch when she cast her attention to a television fixed to the wall. 

On the screen was the American NBA Cup, where the Indiana Pacers were playing the Philadelphia 76ers. She looked away. 

However, moments later, Ruby looked up to see it was halftime (or something, Ruby nor our reporter are exactly sure how the timing in basketball works), and there was a man in a blue little sequined suit doing tricks in a hamster wheel. 

“It was mesmerising,” said Ruby. 

“Seriously, I could not look away. How the fuck does he do that? His body will like lay flat on the floor for a microsecond as he moves with the wheel.”

“I’m not even kidding it looked like he was made of water. He was like so fluid in his motion.”

“It made me feel like one of those little babies watching the dancing fruit. I like fully couldn’t move, I was so locked on.”

“I tried to look at my phone; couldn’t. The staff came and brought me my lunch and my ginger beer. I didn’t even say thanks. I just kept staring at this guy.”

“It was so weird. I’ve always been kind of against the dancing fruits because like, idk, screen time for babies, but I fully understand now.”

“I’ll just put hamster wheel gymnastics in front of my future child and we’ll both be sweet to go I reckon.”

It's reported Ruby is now home and binging an extensive YouTube catalogue of any videos related to hamster wheel gymnastics.

More to come.