Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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“Vegans Make Being Vegan Their Whole Personality” Says BBQ Enthusiast Whose Entire Personality Is Smoking Meats
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a complete display in lack of Self Awareness, Betoota Heights man, Mitchell Smith (30) has
Suburban Shopping Centre Nail Salon Using Enough Acetone To Knock Out A Horse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A nail salon located in Betoota Heights Westfield shopping centre has faced an uptick in complaints
Bloke Who’s ‘Not Interested’ In Whatever His Wife Is Watching Provides Running Commentary Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she snuggles up on the couch to watch the latest season of her favourite reality
Local Woman Not Sure She Can Be Into F1 Boys Anymore After Finding Out Most Of Them Are Under Six Foot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman with some rather picky dating criteria has found out some truly awful
Melbourne Woman Making Fun Of Queenslander’s Pronunciation Of The Word ‘Prahran’ Told To Sound Out ‘Indooroopilly’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman has been forced to fight back with her secret weapon this week, after
Girl Who Finally Got Daggy Boyfriend To Dress Better Now Made Him A Lot More Appealing To Other Women
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who has finally managed to get her boyfriend to stop dressing like
New Neighbours Series Takes Promotional Advice From Rug Outlets
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that an oldie can still be a goodie, the soap opera Neighbours has clearly been
Girlfriend Who’s Never Been Into Blokey Comedy Before Suspiciously Very Keen On Watching C*A*U*G*H*T
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has consistently rebuffed her boyfriend’s attempts to get her interested in blokey
Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Marketing and Branding manager paid a fuck load to make everyone else’s jobs difficult
Advice Column | Invest Your Life Savings on Stock Tips From Mates
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As one of Betoota’s most sought after investment seminar speakers, I know a
Advice Column | Clear Out The Auction’s Competition By Letting Bidders Under 50 Know ‘This Will Be One Of My Weekenders’
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you a wise boomer looking to secure your next holiday home but don’
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Worried about finding yourself in the arms of a fuckboy this Summer? Follow this guide for