Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Worst Possible Outcome: Random Guy You Confided In At Kick Ons Now Considers You A Close Friend
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising turn of events, a late-night party and some nonsensical conversations with strangers
Cake Sitting In Window Of ‘The Cheesecake Shop’ Older Than Junior Employee At Counter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Health and Safety officers have been left gobsmacked this week, as an employee at the Betoota
Bloke Struggling To Sleep At 1am Unsure Whether To Hyperfixate On World War II Or 9/11
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke from Betoota Heights has today revealed some of his learnings about 911 to
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman with a bad habit of hyper fixating on very sad things has already
‘I Decided It Was Time To Make Healthy Choices’ Says Bloke Whose Gut Is Finally Begging For Change
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has this week proudly decreed to anyone who will listen that he’
Self-Conscious Bayside Town Doesn’t Even Claim To Be State’s Best Fish And Chips
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A bayside town has revealed they don’t quite think too highly of themselves as not
Tight Arse Holidayer Proudly Denies Small Town Economic Boost By Unveiling New Pod Machine For Camp Site
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A thrifty idiot is being sanctioned today, for showing a considerable lack of respect
‘Being Held Hostage For Fame Is A Bit Of A Stretch’ Says Woman Who Watches MAFS
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has found herself unable to suspend her disbelief watching the TV series
Millennial Who’s Sick To Death Of Her Gen Z Coworker Saying ‘Slay’ Forced To Remember Her YOLO Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial Marketing Manager has today realised she’s officially ticked over into the ‘older colleague
Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An innocent quest to find a groceries list has unfortunately resulted in local bloke Taylor Hardern
Melbourne Man In Sydney Gets Lost Again Because Life Is Difficult When It’s Not Presented To You In A Perfectly Symmetrical Grid System
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an ironic twist of fate, a self described ‘cultured’ man from Melbourne that considers himself
Tattoo Small Talk More Painful Than Actual Tattoo Itself
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT No stranger to the pain of a needle and some ink, a local girl has today