Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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“It’s Nil-All Out There Boys” Says Coach Of Team Down By 32 Points At Halftime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After the below average start to the Betoota Dolphins season, reserve grade captain coach Jayden Thompson
Entire Family Forced To Eat Filet-O-Fish Burgers Because Of Mum’s Catholic Guilt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A family road trip has been horribly timed with Good Friday, it has been confirmed. After
Mid Arvo Fleetwood Marathon On Home Sound System Confirms Mum And Dad Are On The Piss
The extremely loud blaring of Fleetwood Mac coming from the family living room has confirmed that mum and dad have
Wynnum Bloke Still Bragging About The Time He Got Dragged Off A Flight By Cops
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Wynnum bloke, Tom Shearer (28) says he can’t understand the shock and horror surrounding the
Bloke Drinking Water Out Of Protein Shaker Definitely Works Out Heaps Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A coworker with a big stature is apparently a gym junkie, it has been confirmed. While
Housing Crash Imminent As Slightly Sheltered Fire Exit Only Sells For $1.2M In Sydney Auction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sheltered patch of concrete in Surry Hills, only slightly wider than a beach ball, has
Scott Minto Confirms His Attendance To Betoota Pub Take-Over In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Rugby League great, Scott ’40/20′ Minto has today confirmed his attendance to this year’
Chet Faker Promises Townsville That He’ll Sing Khe Sanh If They Let Him Play His New Stuff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The artist formerly known – and pretty much still known – as Chet Faker has made quite a
Broncos Praised For Refusing To Acknowledge Good Friday’s Weird No Schooner Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The religion of rugby league appears to have finally overtaken Christianity in the River City this
Mum Crushed To Learn Classical Music Coming From Son’s Room Is Just Centrelink Call Waiting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mum, Shannon Matthews (62) has spent the last 25 minutes fantasising about the many places
“This Town’s Too Small, I’m Gonna Try Out Being Unemployed In Melbourne For A Few Months”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman wearing a Julia Stone-style floppy felt hat, is ready to ‘do Melbourne’
Nation’s Blacksmiths And Tobacco Farmers Also Eligible For $1B In Government Funding
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s hardworking blacksmiths and tobacco farmers have today joined the Federal Government’s list of