Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Just Press It Again, You Know You Want To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Go on. Just give it another push. Or two.
One Nation Voter Says Proper English Should Be The Go For Immigrants, If Not Fuck Youse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Beautician, Kelsey Shayler (46) says the Government’s reactionary decision to launch a major shake
Migrants Advised Southern Cross Tattoo Easiest Way To Showcase Australian Values
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull’s latest attempt at emulating Tony Abbott this week has resulted in a new
Bloke Who Doesn’t Feel Too Good About Turning 40 Says Triple J Has Gone To Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 39-year old local man Nick Rogers has today expressed his outrage towards the music director
“Surely She’d Be Done By Now” Says Increasingly Drunk Mates Surrounding Spit Roast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A large group of blokes that have spent the last two and half hours hovering around
Trump Turns His Attention To Logan After Local Resident Declares He’ll ‘Bomb Any C–t’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Donald Trump has today turned his attention to another hostile overseas region that has been
Die Hard Blues Fan At Work Begins First Phase Of State Of Origin Optimism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local blues die-hard Josh Sullivan has already begun explaining to coworkers why New South Wales
Pauline Says Turnbull Should Cancel More Than Just Four Hundred And Fifty-Seven Visas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that the Federal Government has today announced their plans to abolish the 457
457 Ban: Retrenched 55-Year-Old Absolutely Stoked With The New Availability Of IT Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently-retrenched Holden factory worker, Les Hartnell (55) says he’s ecstatic that the Government has
Discovery Of Oil Reserves In Betoota Drives Petrol Prices Back Down To 70 Cents A Litre
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After the recent discovery of oil in the Diamantina Shire, the Betoota BP fuel and diner
Hundreds Of Sydney Baby Boomers Protest Government’s Plan To Help 1st Home Buyers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the government lays the groundwork for a major housing affordability package in next month’s
Privately Educated North Shore Bible Basher Worried Politicians Are Out Of Touch With Aussies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former prime minister Tony Abbott has today issued a warning to the government, saying the Australians