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After getting ghosted halfway through a promising interaction on Hinge for the second time this month, local woman Davina Hamilton [32] has decided to take things into her own hands and hack this shit in real time.
Which is why, at 5:00 on a cold and frosty morning in Betoota Heights, she finds herself perched next to the 7 Eleven pie station.
The first woman gets the worm, as they say.
“Look, I hate getting out of bed this early, but this is prime hunting time for tradies”, Davina tells The Advocate, “and this 7 Eleven is directly across from a new shopping plaza being built.”
“It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.”
Popping on another layer of lip gloss as she pretends to be even remotely interesting in buying a stale sausage roll, Davina says she’s lost track of the amount of bleary eyed cuties she’s spotted already!
“At this time of the day, you’re dealing with either a truckie or a tradie”, she explains, “so instead of wasting my time and swiping for ages to find someone I like, I can just stand right here and I’m guaranteed a 50% success rate!”
More to come.
