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Will This Iceberg Lettuce Outlast Jacinta Price's Liberal Party Membership?

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After a week of self-punishment and earth-shaking media gaffes, the Australian public has made peace with the fact that Federal Opposition leader Sussan Ley will be stepping off the glass cliff any minute now.

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