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Health System Braces For Devastating Spike As Virus Spreads Through Millions Of Homes Overnight
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The nation is today preparing for the worst, as the Coronavirus curve looks set to spike rapidly over the next few days.
This comes after a super-spreader visited millions of homes overnight.
The spreader, being named by authorities as the ‘Easter Bunny,’ reportedly escaped from a wet market, before bouncing around the nation’s homes.
“We are still exploring the possibility that there were millions of Easter Bunny’s, rather than a single one that visited all of the houses with kids and adults who are still kids,” explained this morning.
“But at the moment, we are very concerned.”
More to come.