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Telstra users across the nation have waltzed into Wednesday morning with a pep in their step and a jovial and light hearted whistle.
Following in the footsteps of universally loved Telstra cartoon ad character that appears every time your footy team concedes a shit try - Telstra users are taking solace in the fact that 'Telstra is with you everywhere you go.'
This comes as Telstra users across the nation experience widespread outages with the telco offering a very helpful solution to people (some of whom can't get it) - turn your phone on and off again.
The network is experiencing blanket outages which have impacted mobile and data connectivity, payment systems and external telecommunication issues on regional rail networks in Victoria and New South Wales
The telco says it is "looking into" the matter, while Telstra users who've been lucky enough to stay in the safety of Wi-Fi have been treated to some interesting theories about what's gone on.
One of those theories is that our largest trading partner has downed our network after we voiced our concerns about them testing some missiles.
However, for those who don't check the news before they leave the house, it's been a morning of carefree whistling and taking in their surroundings as they happily stroll from A to B.
It is however a rare morning of joy for Optus and Vodafone users.
More to come.