WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As a result of a nationwide outage on the Telstra network today, it's fairly safe to say that stress levels in the organisation are quite high.
It's also fairly safe to say that those who rely on the telco for life saving services are also quite stressed too.
However, in a Betoota Advocate exclusive it can be revealed that no one, we mean no one, is more stressed that Levi Felix.
Felix is the man who heads up Telstra's crack department of computer buffs and boffins who make sure things hum along for all involed.
However, last night, after years of self control, Felix finally succumbed to a deep seated urge.
In a moment of weakness, the long term bachelor decided it was time to see what all the fuss around these 'horny milfs' was about.
Greeted by a wall of pop ups and spam ads before his computer shut down momentarily, leaving a red blooded Felix experiencing a rush of blood - the man said he experienced some mixed emotions.
Refusing to clarify if he finished doing what he set out to do last night, Felix said he had his firewall on.
"I don't think that's what's caused the outage," said the stressed out computer tech.
"It's probably China or Russia."
"If the bosses hear about it I'll tell them my kids were playing on the computer last night."
"But surely this is what's caused it."
"Surely."
More to come.
