Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Local Woman Calls Police To Report A Crime Against Glen Powell’s Beautiful Face
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today been forced to call the local authorities after witnessing something awful.
Las Vegas Casinos Begin Banning The Use Of Paracetamol On Their Gaming Floors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Casino owners in Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City have moved quickly to protect themselves from
Prime Minister Albanese Stood Up On His Big Day In The Middle Of New York City
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that should surprise none of the single gals out there, it is being reported
FBI Retrospectively Reveal Transcript Of John Wilkes Booth’s Confession To Transgender Lover On Encrypted Messaging App
INGRID DOULTON | Boomer Translations | Contact American History has been flipped onto it’s head this week, after new evidence shows
White House Reminds Australian Journos What Happens When They Annoy The Authorities
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The White House has today offered some clarity on how it feels about journalists from our
Report: A Good Day To Stay Off The Internet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from planet earth, today is a pretty good day to stay off
Bali Regular Offers Almost Comically Inaccurate Explanation As To Why Indonesia Is Currently Rioting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian expat based in the spiritual Balinese town of Ubud has today provided her friends
US Border Agent Asks Traveller If He Still Eats His Poo Because That Might Be A Problem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A routine trip through US Customs has taken a confronting turn for one local man traveller
Kiwi Solder Convicted Of Spying After Leaking Details Of All 15 People In Their Navy’s WhatsApp Group
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A New Zealand serviceman has today been convicted of espionage after leaking the membership of the
NewsCorp Editors Brainstorm Whether They Can Get Away With Anthony Hamasbanese
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sharpest minds in traditional media have today come together to try and harness their combined
Bob Odenkirk Lives Out Suburban Man’s Dream Of Flogging Disrespectful Randoms Disturbing His Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rather unlikely assassin has this week provided a local man with a much needed dopamine
Defence Lobbyist Behind $368 Billion Arms Deal Weirdly Trying To Drum Up Fear Around China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A high profile military industrial complex employee has this week made sure to push the case