Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Stoned Uni Student Drafts Up Possible UN Peace Deal By Suggesting “Everyone Just Needs To Chill”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking declaration that has sent shockwaves throughout the diplomatic community, a stoned uni kid
New Zealand Endures Major Political Shift As Nation Elects A New Middle-Aged White Guy Named Chris
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The opposition National Party has won the 2023 New Zealand election, taking enough seats to form
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood actress Jada Pinkett Smith is this week diving deeper into past relationships on a media
“Scheiße”: Native Berliner Thrilled To Learn His New Neighbours Are Australian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young Australians have pulled off the impossible and secured an apartment
Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a story as old as time, Hollywood star Timothée Chalamet has seen a slump in
NZ PM Chris Hipkins Facing Strong Opposition Over Plan To Replace Ageing RNZAF DC-6 VIP Transport Aircraft
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Hipkins is facing strong opposition this week after he
Aussie Girl In NYC Doesn’t Remember Carrie Having To Room-Share With 3 Canadians In Brooklyn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 24-year-old Sydney girl, Sally Hanna, is now realising that the dream of living in
Japanese Embassy Take Spontaneous Field Trip To Victoria’s 90 Mile Beach For No Reason In Particular
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT YOU GUYS NEVER GO ON FIELD TRIPS? The entire staff group from the Japanese Embassy in
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States’ National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality – by
“So, Yeah All This Stuff That’s Come Out… It’s Like…” Says Local Lizzbian Who’s Got Nothing
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Just weeks after she lost her voice screaming along to all of her favourite songs
Mark Wahlberg’s F45 Investment Choice Declared Worst Decision He’s Made Since ‘The Happening’
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Historical records have proven that back in the year of our Lord 2020, Mark “Marky Mark”
Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks. The